Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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