She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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