Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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