so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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