so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.