He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.