He uses pillows to masturbate.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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