i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Enjoy the penises
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
