if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
try to milk me bitch
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