If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
operation harelip BJ is a go
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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