do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I supernannyed him into submission
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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