Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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