BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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