It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
