just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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