It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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