cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
