it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
