he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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