I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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