i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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