remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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