xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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