its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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