I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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