Christians are straight up FREAKS
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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