suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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