what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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