I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This is my gift to your gina
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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