I bet he comes in French.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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