I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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