That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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