I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My penis needs a shock collar
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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