your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
