How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ketchup is God's man juice
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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