u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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