margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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