If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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