Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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