awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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