a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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