i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm passing your future prison.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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