i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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