Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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