When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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