I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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