she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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