Are we in a gay sports bar?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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