gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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