he wants to bone in the snuggie
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize