Pappa wants mamma naked
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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