i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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