I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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