I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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