Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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