I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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