I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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