put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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