So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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